And why shouldn’t I? Let’s face it, half the reason the economy is so fucked is because people like me aren’t spending. I will buy a coat with a zip and trainers with no holes, a bed with no bumps, a laptop with no bugs and a guitar with no twang. This is my list and with funds to back the expedition I will begin by prioritising the articles that will improve my life on a basic human level, keeping my feet dry, body warm and ensuring myself of a good nights sleep. There are probably ways to obtain these goods at the correct price but I fear it involves extending the whole “Shopping Process”.
“Well of course it does you fool! And if you didn’t have such a problem with queue’s and weren’t quite so lazy perhaps your list wouldn’t be so vast. Oh, you can stick a hair cut and gloves on that list too.”
“Yeah, the hair blows right now.”
“but gloves always get lost.”
“Not if you don’t loose them.”